🏄‍♂Surf Dad Intel - OHSHIT🏄‍♂

real

Gm.

https://x.com/i/status/2078974642895618083

Thats a fart hoe.

Gm

“What is the charge? Enjoying a meal? A succulent, Chinese meal?”

Me mum's an autobahn 🥀

The life of a leftist does not matter whatsoever, not just because of their Marxist beliefs, but because they hold absolutely no original thoughts, they aren't a person, they are a worker drone in the great communist hivemind. An Ant has more individuality

"Can you take me hiiiigherrrrr"

Gm.

Me when someone doesn't say "thank you" when I hold the door open for them

Imagine not carrying one in the chamber and using this goofy ass shit instead